Written by: BackupNerd
You take a quick look to make sure no one's around to see you jump, then you leap out of the window aiming for a little pile of hay. Right when you hit the ground you can hear the door in the room burst open, and the face of a hobbit suddenly sticks out the window.
What do you do?
Walk down the road, pretending that nothing ever happened
Pretend to be an innocent bystander and say 'He went that way!' while pointing down the road