This is The Story Project, a story that is constantly expanded by the readers themselves by using the app.
Once a dead end is reached the user will be presented with a choice to either continue the story or to go back and read another story line.
This is one of the story lines.

Written by: iMP
The hobbit politely rejects the invitation, and then proceeds to ask you "So tell me sir, what's your vocation?"

What do you do?
Take a moment to think about the question
Reply that you're a great warrior of the north

Please not that since anyone can contribute to the stories you might come across material that is offensive or disturbing.
Such material will be removed when detected.